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• (361): View more from Texas

  Boobs. All I remember is boobs.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time

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  no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.

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• (760): View more from California

  running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  the ladder is at the bottom of the pool

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• (951): View more from California

  I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.

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• (415): View more from California

  theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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• (415): View more from California

  Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Props for using the word nadir

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.

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