I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together