its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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