do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
