I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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