I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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