Got a toothbrush?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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