I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We are two peas in an std pod
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize