I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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