i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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She even gives head with a lisp.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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