THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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