take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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