If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
This is the high leading the old right now
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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