If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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