i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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