Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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