we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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