My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
