I think i peed on brittanys purse
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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