My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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