sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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