Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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