i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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