She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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