Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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