well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
