Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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