I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
