So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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