Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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