so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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