you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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