Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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