and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Sponge bath it is.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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