so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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