i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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