He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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