Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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