If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
This house was built for laser tag.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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