i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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