I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Someone shattered a urinal.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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