ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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