Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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