i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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