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i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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