Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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