and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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