Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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