You really coming over, don't trick.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
is it fun? or sober?
Dear god my vagina.
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