no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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