Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm just crazy horny about you
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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