I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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