Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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