i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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